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Song Parodies -> "Could You Ever Have A Male For A Bride ?"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind ?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Could You Ever Have A Male For A Bride ?"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

based on the latest episode of south park......
could you ever have a male for a bride ?
chicks ain't no fun...you've left the women behind
its not often easy...the law won't abide
could you ever have a male for a bride ?

do you think the state will finally decide ?
say yes to gays...and let 'em show off their pride
the times are a-changin'...that fact you can't hide
do you think the state will finally decide ?

some men just want to be with guys
some think that's funny
some think its queer
but i'll bet you money
that most people think
if there's love in your world
it just don't matter if a boy or if a girl

and so the state had better make up its mind
say yes at once, and prove that justice ain't blind
some say that its sleazy...but they've never tried
so the state had better make up its mind

some women really dig the girls
and not like a sister
and they don't get distracted...by offers from misters
a mother and father...is all very fine
but a mother and a mom isn't really out of line

but you know some folks are gonna deride
they act so dumb...can't see the other one's side
the world's rearrangin'...the old ways have died
so you might just get a male for a bride

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Paul Robinson - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, alvin...clever, funny and right-on the mark...5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I couldn't, but I can see the other side of the coin. Another great, fast turnaround for a SP show SPA. 5s.
Michael Pacholek - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a funny piece, but, considering I come from the only State ever to have an openly gay Governor, and I actually met him -- if I'd known then, I would've washed thoroughly after that handshake -- maybe I shouldn't say any more.
south park al - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul, red ant and michael
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
great subs for the title alvin - gee you're quick on the uptake - 555
south park al - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart

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