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Song Parodies -> "Bad B.O."

Original Song Title:

"Bad Mojo"

Original Performer:

The Hoodo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Bad B.O."

Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

I was waitin’ for the bus
Just passin’ the time
When along came a stranger
At the end of the line

Now people started gaggin’
Pregnant woman threw-up
All this groanin’ and complainin’
Yelled to the back, “What’s Up?”

Saw a short man looked scruffy
Looked like he had a bad tan
He smiled, was missin’ teeth
Said his name was “Dirty Dan”

Oh No! Oh No! Oh No!
This Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!
Smelled like wet dog, garbage, and skunk piss
He had some bad B.O.!!!

Bad B.O.
Bad B.O.
Started to vomit in ma mouth!
Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!

Now the bus pulled up on time
Most everybody had fled that line
I had to get home, in the door by 9
But I’m stuck with this Man of Grime!

Told the driver the man was a pig-sty
But he let him on, wondered WHY???
Said, “Yo Bro, why you let him ride?”
He said, “Paid his fare, now go back, sit down tight”

Bus was packed, people movin’ seats
Homeless usin’ cardboard as bed sheets
Sat in the back, stayed down low
But then that smell-o-rotten eggs was next row!

Oh No! Oh No! Oh No!
This Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!
Smelled like wet dog, garbage, and skunk piss
He had some bad B.O.!!!

Bad B.O.
Bad B.O.
Started to vomit in ma mouth!
Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!

Checked my watch, had 40 minutes to go
Then saw a strange flow that was yellow
“Dirty Dan” was urinatin’ dontcha know?
Had a flask of liquor at his lips, chuggin’ slow!

I was goin’ outta ma mind
Felt like this was “Twilight Zone” time
Public transport ridin’ should be a crime
Man, I really need to get me a ride

Next time!

I told myself that I could bear it
Wouldn’t yell or throw-up- swear it
Then the folks all around me were starin’
Brown clumps comin’ out the pants he was wearin’

Oh No! Oh No! Oh No!
This Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!
Smelled like wet dog, garbage, and skunk piss
He had some bad B.O.!!!

Bad B.O.
Bad B.O.
Started to vomit in ma mouth!
Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!

Couldn’t wait another minute, I bailed
Transit system in this city had failed
Now I’m lost in a hood, gonna get nailed
Safer to get busted by the PO and get jailed

Now I know why they call him “Dirty Dan”
He’s a one-man walkin’ trash can!!!

Oh No! Oh No! Oh No!
This Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!
Smelled like wet dog, garbage, and skunk piss
He had some bad B.O.!!!

Bad B.O.
Bad B.O.
Started to vomit in ma mouth!
Motherf--ker’s gotta GO!

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Porfle Popnecker - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I could really relate to this song! I smell like that all the time.

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