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Song Parodies -> "Just One Cook"

Original Song Title:

"Just One Look"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Just One Cook"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Crook (Australian slang) = ill

Just one cook…that’s all it took, yeah
Cussed your cook…he made me crook, yeah

Cussed your cook: had the pork an’ li-i-ime with loads of goo, oh, oh
I found out what’s in your me-e-eals; it’s jizz an’ phlegm, oh, oh
Pay, you will: a hefty fi-i-ine; his cookin’ sure dismays, oh, oh
Cussed your cook; gonna sue-ue-ue; his view: it was only fun, oh

I thought it was cream in, but I was wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, his eyes had a playful gleam in; now I’m gonna make you, make you atone

Now I see a pubic hair-air-air; compared to: it’s nothing, oh, oh
Cussed an’ shook, but I know-ow-ow I’ll get you; you’ll pay, oh

My dinner, he came in; that was so wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, so I’m gonna put my claim in an’ I’m gonna make you, make you atone

Just one cook…that’s all it took, yeah

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TJC - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Er, well done! You and JAB should consider smooshing your respective gastronomodies...
John Barry - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You've cooked up a good parody. I'll see if I can come up with some kind of a mashup per TJC's suggestion.
Old Man Ribber - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Normally too many cooks spoil the broth. But this one alone is capable of culinary mayhem! Good job and thanks for taking us on a "Cook's Tour". ;D
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Cooooking good! Nothing to spit about..actually it is..LOL!!
WarrenB - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Tommy Turtle - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice title switch! .. and thanks for explaining the slang, which is *not* in US slang. :)

Reminded of two juvenile jokes about guy who didn't like his hamburgers, but not worth repeating. 555
Andy P - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Late thanks for the votes & comments

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