Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Signs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Five Man Electrical Band

Parody Song Title:

"Spam"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Also covered by Tesla in the 80's
And the Spam says "Make money at home - click to apply"
So I clicked delete but got another, complete with pictures of some naked guy.
It said "if you like young men, click here now! - we've got a website for you",
I turned off my laptop and said "This must stop!" But what can I really do???

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

And the Spam says "Vi@gra sent to you, discrete and overnight!"
So I hit reply and said to this guy -
Hey! What gives you the right!??, To send in bulk, all of this junk to suck stupid people in
If I had your real address, I'd tell it to your face
Man, You're some kind of loser...

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up my inbox, taking up my time
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

OK, I know, you don't have to read each
But you've got to sift through it like sand on the beach
Annoying, useless cyber-leach! You ain't supposed to be here

And the spam says
"No membership needed, free Porn inside!" Crap! ............

And the spam says "We can stop your spam, if you buy our software today!"
But the words were spelled in tricky ways and it got through anyway
So I download a bulk emailer, And I made up my own batch of spam
It said: "If you can't beat em join em, Come and check out my web-cam!!!"

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam.................

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   4
 0
 0
 
 5   12
 17
 17
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Syncronos - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You hit the nail on the head thee brother. All 5s
Stray pooch - March 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Beautiful! You are soooo right!! The pacing was just a little off on this one, but it was funny as heck! Good job.
The Great Karlando - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn...that's all, just damn. 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
As they say in N'Yawk, "Poifect! Fives acrawss da boawd, pal!"
Meriadoc - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm laughing my head off. Great one! All 5's from me too!
John Jenkins - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody performs therapy for all of us who are annoyed with spam - and earned another 5-5-5 from me.
Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this parody, at least as much as I hate junk e-mail, more commonly known as spam. 5s.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thefivemanelectricalband0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 676