Oh, you've been summoned now.
This jury's hearing out the proof.
Broke some rules of a sort?
Criminal trials we will often goof!

Blundering law court!
Ass-size decrees? Huh?
Are there secrets in the chambers?
Swear? Not me!

(Blundering law court!) What have you dooone?
(Blundering law court!) You were firing a gunnn?
(Blundering law court!) People choking on bloood?
(Blundering law court!) Is that breaking the lawww?
(Blundering law court! Not smart!)

Got the judge in tears.
Their barrister looks embarrassed now!
Ohh, juries love a beat.
Keep knocking with that fiiine gavel!

Blundering law court?
Which side are we? Huh?
Our bum-bailiff sounds quite lazy...
And so are we!

(Oyez, now, order!) It's time for lunch?
(Horrid and awful!) Only ravished a nun
(Punish that wrong tort!) Grounded now for a month?
(YOUNG ones are wards, dork!) So he's crazy, huh?
(Blundering law court! Short straws!)

[gavel solo]

(Oyez vey!)

Dunderhead law court?
Exhibit C? Huh?
Some Monet-da-Vinci paintings?
Let this guy free!

(Blundering law court!) How do we plead?
(Blundering law court!) Usually on our knees!
(Blundering law court!) We, the jury, resolve
(Blundering law court!) A coin-flipping result!
(Blundering law court! Aw gawd!)