i don't know why...why...i'm a red haired guy
been red haired since...last...nighty-night-night
my hair...is so bright
my freckles sure have grown...don't ask me why
cause i don't know
my hair's so awfully red...i..wish...i...were...dead
cursing....
look at how red my hair...unbeautiful hair
blindin'...beamin'...screamin' like a klaxon
this is hard to bear (hair)...i can't take no longer (hair)
ooh, baby...what trauma...my hair's red, sadly, sadly

hair...hair...hair...hair...hair..hair...hair
show it ?...stow it ?....why'd i have to grow this red hair ?

so, a handful, i seize...and i yank with a squeeze
gingervitus disease in my hair
an awful disease...i've been feelin' ill at ease
its so absurd..there ain't no words
for the rudeness..the terror..the blunder of my...

hair...hair...hair...hair...hair..hair...hair
show it ?...stow it ?....why'd i have to grow this red hair ?

my hair's all wrong...its..really frizzy
snaggy, shaggy...ragg'dy andy
oily, sleazy, greasy, slimy, beamin', screamin' like a klaxon
face all polka-dotted..i am what i hated
freckled, heckled, so unpretty
mangled, strangled, tangled...what a pity !

oh say, can't you see...my hair..is too red...i must cut it short
down to here...down to there...down to there
down to where, i look like myself
i guess i'll have to shave it till i look like myself

oh...
look at how red my hair...unbeautiful hair
blindin'...beamin'...screamin' like a klaxon
this is hard to bear (hair)...i can't take no longer (hair)
ooh, baby...what trauma...my hair's red, sadly, sadly

hair...hair...hair...hair...hair..hair...hair
show it ?...stow it ?....why'd i have to grow this red...
hair...hair...hair...hair...hair..hair...hair
show it ?...stow it ?....why'd i have to grow this red hair ?