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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Sam and Frodo"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beattles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Sam and Frodo"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

It was only a matter of time before this was finally done....
Standing in his garden in the Shire
Preparing to go to the Pony Inn
Gandalf the Grey said "Keep it safe and secret"
Now he don't know just what he's in

Frodo knows it ain't easy
Sam knows how hard it can be
The Dark Lord Sauron in Mordor is calling
Those hobbits are gonna destroy the ring

From the Inn into the wild
Frodo stabbed by the Ringwraithes
Aragon picked him up and said
"You're gonna make it, okay
We'll heal you in the Elven plains"

Frodo knows it ain't easy
Sam knows how hard it can be
The Dark Lord Sauron in Mordor is calling
Those hobbits are gonna destroy the ring

Fellowship for Mordor bound
Sarumon's spies check in every week
Gimli told us, "We could pass through Moria's mines."
Frodo said, "Let's do that, instead of the peak."

Frodo knows it ain't easy
Sam knows how hard it can be
The Dark Lord Sauron in Mordor is calling
Those hobbits are gonna destroy the ring

Moria mines, become an empty tomb
Orcs gave it their all to have us killed
Balrog sent Galdalf to his doom
But before that he said,
"Fly you fools, I'm as good as dead
Mordor's bound for you just ahead."

The Fellowship's broken
Frodo and Sam are on their own
Frodo said, "I'm glad you're with me Sam
Mordor awaits ahead."

Frodo knows it ain't easy
Sam knows how hard it can be
The Dark Lord Sauron in Mordor is calling
Those hobbits are gonna destroy the ring

Yeah it took weeks
Fought spiders and orcs but now they're here
Mt. Doom is their next destination
To destroy evil's presence once and for all

Frodo knows it ain't easy
Sam knows how hard it can be
The Dark Lord Sauron in Mordor is calling
Those hobbits are gonna destroy the ring
Yeah I know it's sorta out of pace and stuff but I never heard this song actually....so yeah.

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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Yesssss......this is Precious! (Gollum, Gollum!) ;D

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