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Song Parodies -> "Evolution Unbenign"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution 9"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Evolution Unbenign"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


This is kind of a catch-all crossover superhero goulash that doesn't really make any sense.

...batches of clone eggs for you that I've synthesized. I'm expecting all accounted for, I'm waiting.
Will do, Lex, fine.
Will they outlive me?
Chunky batch.

Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign
Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign
Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign
Unbenign, unbenign, un...

...then there's this blonde archer wearing some green underpants...
...about aborting the reign of Super Friends...

League of Villainy knew that as time went by they'd get a little more evil and a little more power...
It's all the same genes, in this case incubated by someone who's always unseen (...)

His feathers making me sneezy, I see Hawkman is molting...
Inquired as to "Why Aquaman...?"

Grown clone stew...
A plot to slay everybody and...

Fly, small enough to put in (...) Pym says empty is the dipstick...
There were no tiny enough tights to stay on,
And ultimately (...) fell down
He may stumble running...

Pace your bots
The automatons
Afraid they'll fry (...)
No program for a reason
Undesigned, undesigned
How to know?
How do they know?

Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign

I explained, you immerse them (...)
Ergo, take a sample
Whatever you're brewing
I transformed them to absurd height, immortal lives...
Be a spite, be a blight
Spite, blight, spite, blight
Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign
Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign
I've mixed in a vat
It may be a few days' wait
Imbued with psych now!
And well buffed at that...
(...) Taking our side's descent
(...) Moral dark

With Hydra have made this union
We have crossover plotlines, aha...
(...) With the maturation
They are primed to kill
The plot, the cyberbots...
(Blubbb, glubbb, bluuuubbb, gluuubbbb, bluuubbbb)

A man without powers is brains and brawn
As the Batman is well-noted to be one
He really can fly, as his cape, has that function...

Man of Steel was steeling, and his cape was red and his suit blue,
And his mind was read...

Oh, right!
He's in disguise with those glasses on his face
I think, oh, they may be tinted
And you know he's squinting
To fool his friends...

Out of sight, out of mind, out of sight, out of mind...

Perry White called me that he'd better send his ace reporter to write it (...)
"Yellow-undies Clark"
But, super-mode, he went against the menace instead
That grave disrepair would wreak, and wasn't up to good at all
So the Hordes of Hydra joined the League of Villains, as Kent could see

Lob that brick, lob that brick

With their yellow suits, my ring is useless and so are my glutes
Now Diana Prince is twirling
Punch for punching, and ropes for roping
Bands for bonding, and grips for groping
Things for thinging, and wings for winging
...Under the gaze of the Watchers
Unobserved is their power in the wielding

Unbenign, unbenign, unbenign, unbenign

Destiny restores a delicate balance
Treading lesser known yet bolder names
The Black Vulcan, the Flash
El Dorado?

Eat fist, Luthor, may you serve in hell

Baby, you're nothing
Zip, zero...
Faded king of men, imperious in prison
Could be infinite thing...
Oh heck, at most a week 'cause that's how it goes
You'll be escaping
Anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime...
Or, you'll become Quaker

Whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick,
Whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle you are eons beyond what I can manage to write. Being able to get this song done in a single day (not only a single day but basically a few minutes from when I mentioned that nobody in the right mind would want to take this song on last night). I really have no idea how fast your mind works. You're the Ozymandias of parody writing. I am impressed but I'm trying to figure what to label this one as because it's mostly Justice League but there's so many different references to everything mixed up in here!
Porflemandias - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
My name is Porflemandias, Spoofer King. Look down upon my tunes, ye Amirighties. and despair
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! @Matthias--I think not being in my right mind is the key! Actually, I just sort of worked on it obsessively all night and was lucky to come up with something. It helps that there's no real structure to adhere to. Thanks for the kind words!
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Great blending of Superhero lore-555! Btw, I went back and re-submitted on 4 of my superhero parodies due to mis-spellings and syllabic encoding errors... oh, and I spelled Luthor right this time ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Gee thanks, Mr. Lu-thor!
Glen S - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I approve of this completely. Well done making it all the way to the end, as I could not. TMGLTM them all, but especially enjoyed 'I see Hawkman is molting', 'Eat fist, Luthor, may you serve in hell', and the 'colorful' undergarment references. I am looking down upon yer tunes, and I am despairing, Porfer King. :c]
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
In the words of Perry White: "Great Caesar'S ghost!" Omfg, you did this with aplomb and style, I feel like the kid in The Who's Pinball Wizard handing over the crown. You are only the second person (Red Ant being the first) who tackled Revolution 9 on this site and succeeded with flying (cape) colors. Mazel Tov!
Porfle Popnecker - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot! Your comment makes me feel like I'm on Cloud Number 9, Number 9, Number 9...
Max Power - June 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm glad someone came and did it. I thought about doing this but never got around to do so. 555 for your effort.
Porfle Popnecker - June 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm just glad it turned out usable.

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