There is a house in Galilee
Where lives the Chosen One
And he’s seen the cooin’ of many who felt joy
And God, we know, is one

The Romans give him torture
Goad him through his teens
But Mary is a Jesus fan
Oils his feet and cleans

Now the only thing that Judas needs
Is the payment for his boss
And the Muslims claim that he’s crucified
It’s not him on the cross

Oh bother, won’t have children
And I’ll die for all your sins
Spend my time in pain and misery
With a nail through my rotting shins

Well, I’ve got one foot on the footrest
The other foot on the top
Not goin’ back to Galilee
I’m here until I drop

Well, there is a man from Galilee
They call the Chosen One
And he’s seen the booin’ of many a poor boy
But now, he knows, he’s done