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Song Parodies -> "Meet The Gosselin's"

Original Song Title:

"Meet The Flintstones"

Original Performer:

Television Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Meet The Gosselin's"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Although they're not popular anymore, what the heck am I saying? They were never even popular to begin with! I wrote this parody about Jon and Kate Plus 8 back in 2008. The reason why I didn't put this song on Am I right a long time ago is because I never knew that this website made its debut a long time ago. I really didn't even have too much computer experience. I didn't know how to get it published and I tried to ask my mother and sister to help me, but they were afraid that I would get sued and in trouble by the Gosselin's. I told them other people wrote parodies about them, got them published and they succeecded successfully. But, they told me that they were probably able to afford getting sued and we can't afford it. My girlfriend who is now my wife told me about Am I right and that I should put my song on there, but this was before we got married and I thought it would be too hard to do it and that I'll never be able to do it right. I think I should of done it on my not yet wives computer back then and maybe I could have succeded a lot sooner than this instead of giving up so soon and wasting too much time and my talent. What can I say? I was just too stupid back then for someone who could be exactly like Weird Al Yankovic. After my wife and I got married I'm happy to say that we can use her parody author name on not just her computer but my own at my own home as well. If not for my beautiful and very talented wife I don't think I would ever be able to get my parodies to be viewed by strangers or even get comments on them at all. I am really happy to have someone like her in my life. This is exactly why we are made for each other and Jon and Kate are NOT! It's probably too late for this song to become popular and enjoyable since I got this published a little too late, but oh well. I'm going to publish it anyway. The only worse thing that can happen is if nobody views it or even recognize what it is or probably say that I'm just a has-been. I wish myself lots of luck. I'm definately going to need it.
Da-dum. Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-dum. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum.

Gosselin's. Meet the Gosselin's. They're the worst of all the families.

From the town of Doylestown, they have to take care of eight babies.

I won't watch this crazy family, because Jon and Kate are too sleazy.

If you watch the Gosselin's, you are only wasting your time. Your leisurely time. You'll only waste your time.

Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-da-dum.

Gosselin's. Meet the Gosselin's. They're the meanest of the families.

They're from Pennsylvania and have to take care of eight babies.

Someday maybe Jon and Kate will split, then they'll no longer throw a big fit.

Don't you watch the Gosselin's cause you'll only waste your good time. Your sweet precious time. It's just a waste of time.

Da-da-da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum-da-dum-da-da-dum-da-da.

They're just a waste of time. MOMMY!!!!!!!!

Watch Jon and Kate plus hate every weekday afternoon on T.S.C. The Sleazy Channel.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
This is not just a nicely done and well-deserved skewer. You get high credit for including the famous instrumental parts as well. ;D
Wendy Christopher - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Being a UK-er, I'm afraid I have no idea who Jon and Kate are - but I liked this anyway. :^) Your pacing is spot-on too. 555
Lifeliver - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Not bad, though I don't know the Gosselins either. Reality TV? Your highly personalized intro was interesting and I'm glad you've discovered an effective outlet here at AIR. BUT, as your wife is so talented, I strongly suggest you ask her to proof your work. The intro is simply brimming with spelling and punctuation mistakes (not typos), and I'm not the only one here who takes such things seriously. For starters, 'the Gosselin's' WHAT, and which particular Gosselin? Get a handle on plurals vs possessives or your good work reads as nonsense. 433
Jonathan - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment
pretty good 555 and congrats on having such a good wife you sound like a lucky man!

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