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Song Parodies -> "The Lohan Family Part II"

Original Song Title:

"The Addams Family"

Original Performer:

Television Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"The Lohan Family Part II"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

I did not think that this was going to happen, but out of the blue I thought of Part II! Of the Lohan family that is! After hearing more bad reports about Lohan it really got to me real bad, and she wants to be a mother? Whats going to happen if more movies that she does stinks more than before? Take it out on her child by putting the blame on him like she did to her fans? That's being a mature grown-up woman and a mother? Give me a break! Even Al Bundy himself wouldn't stoop this low! I think she aught to be re-named Lindsay Low-life! And, I always thought those three girls in that movie she was in were the real Mean Girls! I hope that those three actresses whoever their names are that played the mean girls aren't like that in real life! Especially to each other! We don't need to have more girls hating one another. Ever since Lohan became the real mean girl, we lost a lot of girl singing groups. No wonder why I lost interest in buying CD's! And, Amanda Bynes has lost her fire ever since she fell into Lohan's shoes. Lohan isn't even going to feel bad about the same condition that Bynes has with Lohan but instead complain about it? What kind of a human being is Lohan? Great! What's the next reality show going to be called? Who wants to be Lindsay Lohan's permanent husband? If any network produces that show, or if any contestant all males I bet paticipates in that show, then there's definatly something the matter with them! Why a lot of guys still find Lohan attractive wants to go out with her and not even see the light? I have no idea! There's got to be something wrong with those guys!
Da-da-da-dum. Boo-boo. Da-da-da-dum. Hiss-hiss. Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Boo-hiss.

Da-da-da-dum. Boo-boo. Da-da-da-dum. Hiss-hiss. Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Boo-hiss.

Lifetime has made a movie. Liz and Dick, starring Lindsey. Her acting's way too silly. The Lohan Family.

That Lindsey just has no class. She acts just like a jackass. Lohan's a girl from the past. The Lohan Family.

Da-da-da-dum. Act? Da-da-da-dum. Can't! Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. She rants.

She gets away with big crimes and does very little time. That girl is nothing but slime. The Lohan Family.

She thinks that she's a big star, but she will never get far. She shouldn't have her own car. The Lohan Family.

Da-da-da-dum. Hot? Da-da-da-dum. Not! Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Sucks a lot.

People should oughta fear her. Nobody dare go near her. She'll kick you in the rear'er. The Lohan Family. Boo-hiss.

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