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Song Parodies -> "My Best Crack-Head Whore"
Original Song Title:
"My Cherie Amour"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"My Best Crack-Head Whore"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
A love song to the one we love...
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
My best crack-head whore. gets the john's to pay for play
My best crack-head whore, never let her get away
My best crack-head whore, skinny little one with canker sores
Catch you in a lie and beat you more
Don't forget that you are mine
Work it all day I'll give you something good to eat
I will watch you, so don't try to run from me
My best crack-head whore, make a living on your back for sure
Your behind can pull in so much more
Don't forget that you are mine
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
Extra they'll pay, the guys who are too well-endowed
Extra they'll pay, for things that others won't allow
My best crack-head whore, skinny little one with canker sores
Catch you in a lie and beat you more
Don't forget that you are mine
My best crack-head whore. gets the john's to pay for play
My best crack-head whore, never let her get away
My best crack-head whore, skinny little one with canker sores
Catch you in a lie and beat you more
Don't forget that you are mine
Work it all day I'll give you something good to eat
I will watch you, so don't try to run from me
My best crack-head whore, make a living on your back for sure
Your behind can pull in so much more
Don't forget that you are mine
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
Extra they'll pay, the guys who are too well-endowed
Extra they'll pay, for things that others won't allow
My best crack-head whore, skinny little one with canker sores
Catch you in a lie and beat you more
Don't forget that you are mine
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not the funniest thing I've ever read but God is that OS beautiful! 535
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