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Song Parodies -> "Chic's a Dude, Dave!"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Chic's a Dude, Dave!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

If you go to Brazil, beware of the "butterflies!"
Dave, you're dumb and do not know
What that prostitute won't show
Trust me dude, tucked outta view
What you can't see, she's got like you!

Chic's a dude, Dave!
Chic's a dude, Dave!

This kind of love you will regret
Your face will turn,
Once she does undress
A hard blow, a total shock
Once you notice her soft mound
Is... well... shaped like c- ck!!!

Chic's a dude, Dave!
Chic's a dude, Dave!

Nothing like Rio in the spring
But doin' guys just ain't your thing
But aren't you glad, that I'm around?
I've been there, and buddy I ain't proud
(Played the clown)

With pretty face and hair so long
Awesome rack
and slender legs so long
Feminine, her form defined
Now I'm sure her testes
have put you in a bind!!!

She's a dude, look at those hands
She's a dude, no wo-man
She's a dude, can't you see
She's a dude, talking softly
She's a dude, yeah, what a sight
She's a dude, her butt is tight
She's a dude, so please let go
She's a dude, just watch her p-nis grow!

Chic's a dude, Dave!
Chic's a dude, Dave!
Chic's a dude, Dave!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 27

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Jonathan - May 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Man! or... Woman! ...that was funny! 5's
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon... more from Cher in the future. Have some wicked ideas for "Halfbreed" ;-)
Patrick - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I've had some friends tell me of experiences along this line. Look out for Lola!

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