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Song Parodies -> "Torrent of Noise"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Torrent of Noise"

Parody Written by:

dennis

The Lyrics

The original song is confused, emotional, connects on a subliminal level. But, one if one made it concrete? A true nightmare, a realm that would have made Dante fill his underclothing for the rest of time.
"Will there ever be silence?"

Darkened hell without a friend,
A place where no man makes amends,
A nightmare world without a name,
Hideous laughter rains down blame,
And the crushing crimson night that blew my mind,
Nothing kind.
Nowhere here will you find... Silence.

High-pitched screams that shattered walls,
Curses down like raindrops fall,
Hatred blooms in eternal night,
Endless war and terror, overwhelming fright;
No escape from this realm of the accursed, and the damned,
Judgement slammed.
Nowhere in hell will you find... Silence.

In the burning flames of molten stone,
No longer possible to atone,
Ceaseless din of a rabble nevermore dreaming,
No sounds remain save of a multitude screaming,
No music, no songs, save the racket that is Dis,
And an evil hiss.
And never more shall one hear... Silence.

No Virgil had I for a guide,
All that I saw burned and fried.
Here are souls too solid to ever find relief,
Here is a place that simply defies belief,
But these words will never see the light of day,
They'll just replay.
But never shall I ever again hear... Silence.

All these worshiped what they made,
The flowing bloodshed and the blade,
And there was warning coming down from above,
Hearts of stone banished light and love,
And the tablets of stone lie crushed
Under the wheels of the original lie,
So let them die.
And nevermore shall such hear... Silence.
The song speaks for itself, a nightmare made to tangible and real for anyone and anything that yet lives. Yet I know this place too well. Hell Has no music. Instead, it has an endless cacophony seasoned with screaming.

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Patrick - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Two great Hell songs in one day. Frightening imagery. This one deserves to be recorded. Truly creative. Gave you a 555, but this one merits a 666.
Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Truly infernal!! You've read your Dante...and this is even more terrifying. ;D
Ann Hammond - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
another great Hell parody. Love the OS

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