-> "Wearing Only A Smile"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Gilligan's Island"
Original Performer:
Sherwood Schwartz & George Wyle
Parody Song Title:
"Wearing Only A Smile"
The Lyrics
If you're in the mood for a piece of tail
I recommend a trip
Aboard the S.S. Minnow
A swingin' party ship
The Mate is a mighty horny man
The Skipper's randy, too
They'll bugger every passenger
Before the voyage is through
(And bang each other, too)
The orgy started getting hot
The ship began to rock
And that's well before the S.S. Minnow
Had ever left the dock
(Ever left the dock)
The ship is moored along the beach
A palm-shade tropic isle
With willing men
And women, too
The millionaires swap their wives
And bimbos tryst with congressmen
Wearing only a smile
CLOSING THEME
This is an ad for a weekend cruise
Come! Sail the seven seas
The S.S. Minnow is equipped
With all the luxuries
The First Mate and the Skipper, too
Both share a private hut
Professor brews Viagra
From roots and coconut
A disco light, an open bar
Not a swimsuit to be seen
Mary Ann is going down
Just like a submarine
So join us any week, my friend
You're traveling in style
Ginger greets the passengers
Wearing only a smile
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