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Song Parodies -> "Poodle Puddle Cleaner"

Original Song Title:

"Purple People Eater"

Original Performer:

Sheb Wooley

Parody Song Title:

"Poodle Puddle Cleaner"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Yes another ditty about one of my more "crappy" jobs
(Sound of a howling poodle)
Well, I saw the stream coming out of that guy
The dog got scorned
And so did I
That old hag was asking
She said, "Scuzze me
You look like the Poodle Puddle Cleaner, now clean"

I was the no pride, crap paid, teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(Provide clean spots for that freaking poodle's wiener)
No pride, crap paid, teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
Made spare change while cleaned
(Oh my!)

Well, This job isn't worth
Getting chased up a tree
But when that purple poodle's hungry
He just wants me
One time I kicked him when I had guts
-high pitched voice-
(That freaking dog just attached to my nuts!)

I was a nut bit, in pain teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(I cried was floored teenaged poodle puddle cleaner)
Nut bit, in pain teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
It castrated me
(No porn!)

I've been asked by hot females
On where I work
I say cleaning poodle's puddles
And they just smirk
At this rate I'm never going to go get rich
(Seeing that my boss is a purebred b*tch)

Stuck in hole, have no goal just a poodle puddle cleaner
Yellow snow under toe, Clean it poodle puddle cleaner
(Yip! Yip! Bark! Arf!)
Freaking poodle puddle cleaner
Grossest job to be

(Ewwwww!)

Well then I picked up a sponge
And knelt on the ground
And I started to rub
Cursing out that d*mn hound
Now this is such a pity what I'm paid to do
(Clean and scoop up the poop from this pup and fumes)

Well life is stole by A-hole as a poodle puddle cleaner
Little dough, dog's my foe teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(Roof! Arf! Yip! Bark!)
Freaking poodle puddle cleaner
Make spare change for me
(Poodle Puddle!)

I got ten bucks for pay
From my boss that cheap ho
So I quit there that night
To work at Home Depot
I was spreading that grout
For that old hag named Glen
When that same freaking poodle bit my nuts once again!

(Painful Horn Solo)

"TOY-BEATA!!!"

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alvin rhodes - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
"urine" fine form
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Read this earlier,voted,but it wouldnt let me comment so here it is, tht was AWESOME! 555!
PMS - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
My number one favorite parody of the OS
2Eagle - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you work for one of those businesses that earns money cleaning up dog crap?
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG, Matthias...this was a scream! Furiously funny, wonderful wordplay...the whole enchilada. My fave of the day. 555+
AFW - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Good work, here...excellent in idea and content..5's
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL!! - hilarious stuff, matthias - just the poodle puddle cleaner idea was worth 5s - but you nailed the pacing, and the visuals were hilarious too - 555
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) If this your entry for the ABC contests, I'm scared of you in the AmIRight Ages:) Anyway, great parody--555, I like it much more than your, ahem, Gross Out Contest Entry--but you already acknowledged that.. . .
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) The poodle bites, but this parody doesn't!
Red Ant - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-P) Not sure how I missed this great parody set to a bitch of an OS. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it, and you did it quite well. 5 handi-wipes.
bobpiecheese - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Bit on the nuts, cleanin up 'puddles'...sounds like you're really desparate for money! $555 for you!
The Charnstar - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC:.... EWWWW!... 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) excellent, and see above - I did this OS at the same time and it's a nasty piece of work (although not quite as nasty work as being a poodle puddle cleaner)
tomario - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
great job (the parody) i thought it might be sh*t lol 555
Cat - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) "At this rate I'm never going to go get rich (Seeing that my boss is a purebred b*tch)"...brilliant!! This had me howling!
Michael McVey - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Oodles of poodles, and 5's for this witty satire.---MM
Johnny D - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Best parody-about-a-nut-biting-poodle I've ever read!
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) See above.This will definitely get some points from me. Wunderbah!
Arwen - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...and I thought I had it bad in high school when I worked at Baskin Robbins. ; ) Nice work, Matthias!
Phil Alexander - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D Fantastic, Matthias.
Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody deserves to be run up a flagpole and saluted!
Abbott Skelding - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I love the title switch and the song was really funny too! Nice work as always!
Christie Marie M - November 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) Great parody and great OS for this topic. Matt, you sure got pure talent. Oh, it always turns out that that poodle's favorite food is nuts! Yeah, dogs can drive you nuts!! LOL!! Ooops!! My bad! Also ditto on the same poodle you unfortunately encountered just when you got out of that poodle job. Very creative storyline, something out of a slapstick comedy.
bobpiecheese - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) Holy crap, I've read this before? Then again, that was nearly five years ago, I'm not surprised I don't remember it. Still a great parody after all these years, 555!
Andria - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages 2011, Round 4) Great job, and it was hilarious. Tough song to parody too... 5s.
D-Mon - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) High degree of difficulty, high degree of funny too
Blaydeman - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) What a strange topic... Loved it!
Arwen - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Ages...I thought that my 4 day stint of going through undeliverable packages for UPS (trust me, it sucked) was the worst job ever...but you might have me beat, Matty. Haha!

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