-> "Hillary E-mail Blues"
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"Hillary E-mail Blues"
Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love,
Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and
Recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned
From the Iowa State fair where we caught a woman in the right position.
We name this song: "Hillary E-mail blues".
(Um, Mrs. Clinton, are you…)
(Are, a-are you alright?)
(About your emails)
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
(Please, Mrs. Clinton, We’d like to get this matter taken care of)
I don't believe I can take much more
(Some of these E-mails seem to be of a rather sensitive nature)
Let it go
(There are over 300 E-mails containing classified information in them)
Got a pain down inside
(If we could have your attention for just a moment. This could impact your election chances negatively)
Won't be denied
(Well there was the 2008 race)
Yeah, every time I try
(Mrs. Clinton, please, your attention)
I can't be satisfied
(About your private E-mail server)
Let it go!
(Although you wiped out 30,000 E-mails there’s still quite a bit of classified material here, care to explain?)
Let it, let it go!
(Also there’s a rumor that this server was kept in a loft apartment bathroom, does that strike you as a secure location for such sensitive information?)
(Mrs. Clinton, you’re looking a trifle flush.)
This pain down inside
(Perhaps if you could just relax, things will go more smoothly)
Just won't let me be satisfied
(I understand this is hard for you, with much discomfort. Quite frankly we’re all a little pooped. But we can’t finish until the paperwork is done.)
Let it go!
(OK Mrs. Clinton, it's clear we’ve gotten all we can out of you for now)
(I think we’ve done much to clear the air.)
Feel, ah, I-I feel alright
(Thank you for plunging into this so readily)
Yes ah, I'm beginning to feel alright
(John, can you escort Mrs. Clinton to the exit)
I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright
(Somebody, get a janitor to wipe this stool)
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