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Song Parodies -> "Slow Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam & Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Slow Man"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

Running to you on a dusty road
Not real fast, getting past by toads
Everyone I race runs outta sight
I won't catch up till the fall of night

I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man

As a kid I couldn't run away
Cause I'd only move two blocks a day
Then in gym class I'd make them all smile
Because it took me a whole week to run a mile

I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man

Running to far makes me hack
It gives me pains
And gives me heart attacks
Ya (ya) ya (ya) help

I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man
I'm a slow man

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Adagio - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
He must have been pretty slow. :D

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