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Song Parodies -> "It Wants Your Soul,Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam and Dave/Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"It Wants Your Soul,Man"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

This was originally going to be Toilet Bowl Fan,but for the month it is, this works better
Comin' to ya, from the Apple Store
Love music? You got a truck load
But this new product, comes from hell
It’s name is the oDevil
It wants your soul,man
Will steal your soul,man
You’ve lost your soul, damn
To the iSatan
Not by Steve Jobs, or Bill Gates
It’s by Lucifer, it comes today
Metal music’s what you get
And some soul, not like this OS
Satan’s a soul man, he wants your soul man
It’s got your soul man
It’s just been sold, man
Well, Beezlebub ,comes from south deep
He’ll sell this product for Halloween
Last week of this month
It’s in stock!
It’s red and burnin’, just like your top
It’s got our souls,man
Got a pitchfork, man
Red and yellow,man
It’s also orange, man
Well , here’s to hope, it pulls you in
And it’s soul, he stole it from your boyfriend
It’s bein’ sold, man
You;ve been un-souled,man
The toilet bowl fan!
I mean iSatan
Not for Flanders,man
It should be cool,man
Stole your soul,
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   6

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Dylan Baranski - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, whichever product that is, I'm not buying it. I value my soul.
TullyGirl - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, a little mediocre, though. Pacing could be alot better.
MrMacphisto - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
The iSatan... almost as good as the iRaq.. Best of the day... :)
Ann Hammond - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad or good; witchever you perfer
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Apple is probably working on that -- not much farther they can take the iCrap. 555.... and if you get a chance, please explain your comment at TT parody this day, for the culturally-challenged :)
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
not bad Jack - big target to aim at, and a nice job reworking some of the OS lines ;-)
Matthias - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
All my Satan Worshiper friends want to get their claws on these iSatans how. Way to go Jack, and to think I thought I got rid of those guys...
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Couldn't really get into sale from me.
stuart mcarthur - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2) see above - nice job jousting with, Fausting with Satan, I mean
Phil Alexander - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Not entirely sure what this was supposed to be selling... (cue the "our souls" joke)
Agrimorfee - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Got too random at the end...the ad pitchman evidently sold his soul to Old Scratch, and the lil' devil came to collect.
Syncronos - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing was a bit off, but it made me laugh. 455
Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.1) Truly twisted, Jack...yeah, the pacing was a bit scrappy at times, but a very original idea pretty well executed. 455
Arwen - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...think I'll stick with my Nano, Jack...I'm a little freaked out. ; )
Below Average Dave ( - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon2) I will stick with my Ipod as well, but HILARIOUS idea. . .pacing as aforementioned wasn't the best, but good idea
Jeff Reuben - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I also really liked the idea for this song. Aside from a few pacing things, well done!
Mikey Squirrel - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC 2.1- I heard if you play songs backwards on your iSatan, you actually hear angelic lyrics! Good job, Jack.
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment

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