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Song Parodies -> "Mole Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam and Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Mole Man"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

A look into the plight of the mole man, a gentle creature who constantly deals with intrusive humans trying to find their secret underground city.
Live with my race, in an underground city
You people, stop tryin' to get me
Any shred of peace, you done took it
Leave me alone, just stop lookin',

'Cause I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man

Dig a new home, every day
You scare my children, so leave or pay
I don't try to invade your world
The sight of shovels, and my blood curls

'Cause I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man

I hide all day, just want solitude
They keep on comin', and they try to
take me prisoner, in a steel cage
Till I die of starvation and old age

'Cause I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man

If you insist on invading my caves
I'll claw your brains, and make you my slaves

I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
I'm a mole man
This parody has been sponsored by the Society for the Preservation of the Mole People.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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 4   1
 5   2

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Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Every now and then I'll give a parody a 5-5-5 vote because of its sheer twisted weirdness and sideways-wacked-out insanity..... and this is one of 'em!
The Invincible - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Why thank you Johnny. Weirdness and insanity is what I was going for with this one. I appreciate the compliment from a professional such as yourself. Remember, out for more of my stuff, I really want to know what you think!
Paul Robinson - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Invincible - When Johnny D says something is twisted and weird I've JUST GOT to check it out. Well, I'm "MOLE-IFIED" with the results. 5-5-5
Jared - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Welcome to Mole-Man In The Morning, Good Moie-Man to you. Today we'll be giving Invincible all fiiiiiiiiives......

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