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Song Parodies -> "Eat That Vegan Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Do The Funky Chicken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rufus Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Eat That Vegan Chicken"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

inspired by the abundance of good plant-based faux-fowl brands, ai did a nice job helping put this together.

Well, let me tell you 'bout a new sensation
That's takin' over the nation
It's not your ordinary poultry
But it's plant-based and totally groovy
You can find it in the frozen aisle
It's a vegan's dream come alive
Made by Tofurky, Dr. Praeger's, and Sweet Earth
These brands know how to give us all mirth

Eat that vegan chicken, do the plant-based dance
With Sol Cuisine, Good & Gather, and Jack & Annie's chance
Raised & Rooted, Pokshin, and Field Roast
Beyond, Impossible, Lightlife, they're the host
Alpha, Morning Star, Boca, and Hungry Planet
Daring, Quorn, and Worthington, they've got it
Rebellyous, VFC, Like, and Simulate
They all taste great, so let's celebrate

You won't miss that chicken flavor
With these brands, you'll always savor
Their texture and their taste
Will make your mouth start to race
Try 'em grilled or in a sandwich
With all the toppings you can manage
From buffalo to BBQ
There's no limit to what you can do

Eat that vegan chicken, do the plant-based dance
With Sol Cuisine, Good & Gather, and Jack & Annie's chance
Raised & Rooted, Pokshin, and Field Roast
Beyond, Impossible, Lightlife, they're the host
Alpha, Morning Star, Boca, and Hungry Planet
Daring, Quorn, and Worthington, they've got it
Rebellyous, VFC, Like, and Simulate
They all taste great, so let's celebrate

So come on and join the vegan movement
And let these brands prove their improvement
They're better for you and the planet
So give them a try and understand it
No more harm to animals or the Earth
We can all live in a more sustainable worth
So let's keep dancin' to this funky beat
And eat that vegan chicken with all our peeps

Eat that vegan chicken, do the plant-based dance
With Sol Cuisine, Good & Gather, and Jack & Annie's chance
Raised & Rooted, Pokshin, and Field Roast
Beyond, Impossible, Lightlife, they're the host
Alpha, Morning Star, Boca, and Hungry Planet
Daring, Quorn, and Worthington, they've got it
Rebellyous, VFC, Like, and Simulate
They all taste great, so let's celebrate

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