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Song Parodies -> "X-Ray Vision"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"X-Ray Vision"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Trust me I wanted to do this before the X Round... Seriously I did... I mean it!!!
X-Ray Vision, Power you can't beat
X-Ray Vision, Stare but be discrete

X-Ray Vision
Your clothes are see-through
A nice pair Ruth
I can look at hot nuns nude Holy!

X-Ray Vision, Bachelor Party
X-Ray Vision, See girls stripping
X-Ray Vision, I love these X-Ray goggle things
Are you perky? Let me see


X-Ray Vision, Quite Worthwhile
X-Ray Vision, Gawk Awhile
X-Ray Vision, Bare's in style trust me
X-Ray Vision, Yeah! Yeah!! YEAH!!!
X-Ray Vision, Look all day
X-Ray Vision, Gals won't stay with me-ee-eeee

Bras are see-through, See teats all right!
You're naked body is in my si-i-i-ght

X-Ray Vision, Ah! Sick a guy
X-Ray Vision, I need new eyes
X-Ray Vision, she's so hairy, Ewww No Way!
If that's what I must see, No Way!
I smash them from my dome, on slate
And now I gain my sight but wait
What do I see?

Is that Playboy SUV?
Yes It's Playboy SUV
Oh No! X-Ray Vision

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This one's pretty easy to see through......555
Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The parody was super, even if your motives were transparent.
Matthias - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and Mike, you X-TREMEists
Rex - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work here...=) I'm smiling.
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
As for your top comment, Matthias...yeah, right! ;-) I always wanted to get a pair of those Xray specs they used to advertise in comics...mum wouldn't let me! :-( This was funny stuff. 555
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonders if elves have X-ray vision... or can sense when Jedi are using it on them...
Johnny D - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) And all the pretty women said, "You must eye us, Matthias!"
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Excelsior!
Red Ant - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-X) I didn't get the Playboy SUV part, but great parody all the same. 5s.
Stuart McArthur - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCX) a couple of nice twists, Matthias, and of course X-Ray vision has always been #1 on my if-ever-a-genie-does-appear wish list - 555
Larry Hensley - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC- See above!

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