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Song Parodies -> "Oh Gritty Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Gritty Woman"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Gritty woman walkin' down the street
Gritty woman, she's got such smelly feet
Gritty woman, You're such an old shrew
You're so uncouth
No one could be as bad as you

Gritty woman, won't you pardon me
Gritty woman, I just don't want to see
Gritty woman, and you look homely as can be
And you've got a skin disease

Gritty woman, has no style
Gritty woman, toothless smile
Gritty woman, so hostile to me
Gritty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gritty woman, old and gray
Gritty woman, stay away from me

I can't stand you
You're such a fright
Go join the Navy
And leave my sight

Gritty woman, she lets farts fly
Gritty woman, looks like a guy
Gritty woman, just walk away hey

Yes that's the way it should be, ok
You are so gross and overweight
And you smell a lot like fish bait
You're so ugly
and your hair's hoppin' with fleas
Yeah, just stay away from me
Gritty woman

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Billy Boyd - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Willie. Fives.

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