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Song Parodies -> "Brew I Threw"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Bayou"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Brew I Threw"

Parody Written by:

Eye1zLotto

The Lyrics

Yeh, the theme is a little gross..but how many of you have gone to a party and started out drinking a six-pack of beer, then followed it up with a bottle of cheap wine, then, did a few shots of this and a few shots of that, then some more beer, some more wine, etc., etc.? You get my point. Lots of fun (at least the part you remember), but there is absolute hell to pay the next day, TIMES 10! This jewel is dedicated to all who have gone through this at least once in their life.Eye1
O Brew I Threw

I squeal so bad, I got a sore behind
I'm blow'n my lunch, chunks of slime
Mixed my beer with vodka and wine, Oh brew I threw

Heave'n pickles, heave'n limes
Jerk'n pills, five at a time
Lookin' forward, to less crappier times, Oh brew I threw

I'm know'n that some way, god's make'n me pay, Oh brew I threw
Where you weep all day, cuz the headache stays, Oh brew I threw
All those lucky mopes, doin' jus' joints of dope, if I could only pee
This hellish surprise, my bloodshot eyes, how sappy of me

Oh to flee my pain that I'm in
And be without cramps and spins
Soon I'll be, in crappy depends, Oh brew I threw

I'm know'n that some way, god's make'n me pay, Oh brew I threw
Where the joke's jus' mine, good judgment declined, Oh brew I threw
Ah, that hurl of brine, thought I died
The clocks' at noon, and I'm heave'n in stride
Ah, now they say, gotta find a way, take my fart'n outside

I'll never get thru, my self-made flu
Oh - brew - I - threw

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Steve W. - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there, done that. Probably do it again. NOT! Good work on a gross subject. 5's
Adagio - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe Good subject!
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Eww, take these three 5's and go back to your private audience with The Porcelain King.
Eye1zLotto - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, johnny D. Com'n from you, makes the brew I threw, especially blue! Eye1
Amanda - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
It hasn't happened to me, but I've seen it happen. I get it!

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