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Song Parodies -> "Running Scared (Animal Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Running Scared"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Running Scared (Animal Version)"

Parody Written by:

John Taylor

The Lyrics

I have been talking with animal rights activists lately and they gave me the idea to write a song about how animals must feel when humans are slaughtering them for food. Enjoy!
(Cow)
Just runnin' scared all because of man.
So afraid they'll kill my son.
Yeah, runnin' scared, of what they'll do.
If man came back and killed my calf.

(Pig)
Just runnin' scared, feelin' dread!
Runnin' scared, they'll steal my sons!
Just runnin' scared, afraid to die.
Please think of me, next time you choose...

(Cow and pig)
Please think of us, when you think of food!
Please think of our lives, and our children's too!
Please just go vegan, for your own health's sake!
Next time you eat, please think of our families!

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