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Song Parodies -> "Daddy's Scion"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Daddy's Scion"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

Franklin Pierce generally acknowledged to be one of our worst and least effective presidents
Bumbler, bungler, believer he's king
Plays his games and every hour we sink
Daddy's scion only tells lies
Daddy's scion is far from wise
Fellas around him, bad guys
Go away daddy's scion!

One f*ckup, two f*ckups, three f*ckups, four f*ckups, five.
Daddy's scion f*cks up just bein' alive
Daddy's scion tells only lies
Daddy's tryin' to make him wise
He listens to real whacked guys
Go away daddy's scion!

Though Cold War's over he's got the same
Grizzled geeks from Daddy's time, lame
Like a naïve child he thinks that prayer'll
Get us out of o'er there sh*t

Drinker, jailer, coker, failure guy
Dick's man, boor clan, toot-snootful daughters high
Daddy's scion tells only lies
Daddy's scion has blindered eyes
His canine pet is more wise
Go away daddy's scion!

He puts girls and boys into harm's way
For dastardly lies they're blown away
Daddy's scion tells only lies
Daddy's scion makes Pierce look wise
He's year 2K booby prize
Go away, daddy's scion!
Go away, daddy's scion!!

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 14

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 3   0
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 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A dandelion is a weed. Thought you might find that appropriate.

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