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Song Parodies -> "Sympathy For The Ego"

Original Song Title:

"Sympathy For the Devil"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sympathy For The Ego"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When ego is synonymous with evil
I don’t bother to introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth, not shame
I’ve been around for a long time now
Left my penthouse to find more fame
You loved me on my T V show
When you became my loyal base
Made damn sure that you saw
I controlled the entire stage

Born to lead you, follow me my way
And don’t worry ‘bout what the ‘witch hunters’ might say

I took a trip to Moscow town
It’s where I knew there was a bigger game
Met the Czar and his oligarchs
Glad Melania never came
Had some fun, some would say a golden day
Had no thought of a future doss-ee-ay

Born to lead you, climb aboard my train
Fake media is the enemy of my base

We watched with glee as those immigrants
Went straight to jail for all the crimes they made
I shout it out, ‘Lock up that Hillary’
She’s not as smart or as tough as me
We had bad deaIs that I can fix
Build my brand and con my base
Get rid of thO’Se bureaucrats
Go along with me or they won’t stay

I’m their leader, I play to my base
I’m their leader, I’m here thru their ‘alt-righty’ grace

Oh yeah, I won BIGLY!

Now I’m in charge, I brook no complaints, oh yeah
But what maddens dems is they think we’re gone astray, oh yeah

Threw elbows while at NATO, then walked away
That club’s so out of date
I shook his hand, we both saw genius
Kim signed my paper, now we’re safe
The Queen did meet me, she made our tea-time
Not so sure ‘bout Theresa May
That T M’s too soft on Brexit
Helsinki is where she’ll pay

I’m a leader, a man you can’t tame
And what maddens the dems, congress won’t slow my train

Just as every con is a win for me
And all my subjects weak
As day is night, just call me treasonous
Cause I’m anything but a saint
So when I return from old Helsinki
Have some sympathy, Vlad’s my mate
Save all your witch-hunt fake free press
My fan base still thinks I’m great

OH YEAH ! ! !

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Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 28

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 1   26
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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2Eagle - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Greed is his motivation. You hit it on the head about holding back the truth.
Melanie Lee - July 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Appropriate song for a suspected Anti-Christ. I liked most of what you said. A few lines felt a little off-pace, but I gave you 555 to counteract the unfair 1s.

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