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Song Parodies -> "Hang Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Hang Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Patient to surgeon..
Boo-woo boop boop boop boop- boo-boo-oo-ba boo boo bow
Bo boo ba bam
ba bye-oo ba ba ba ba-by boo boo bow
Well, here I sit short, with big ideas
Feel like a fool with a schlong like this
Real downsized, kinda' like a child's
Want somethin' huge to drive women wild!

(So) Hang me, Hang me
Gorilla, and orangutan me
Greater than a stallion be...
Make the women weep for me !
Boop, boop, boop, boop, dee-eedle oodle ba ba..

I hide it when I shower at the gym with the guys
Six would be small, I ain't even got five..
So inverted, it's embarrassing
Looks like a little finger, or a piece of string..

Oh, Hang me, Hang me
Gorilla, and orangutan me
Greater than a stallion be...
Make the women weep for me !

Want a hunk a' wood that's big n' purple
An organ treat, not one like Urkel
I was born the tiniest of seven sons,
My pappy had a pistol,
I ain't even got a gun !

Hang me, Hang me
So I'm proud to show the wang you brang me
Make me need a crane to pee..
And make the women weep for me..
Hang me!

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Rick C - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! SOTM worthy, AFW! Lots of great lines in this. "Proud to show the wang you brang me." may be my favorite.....5s
Dee Range - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFLMFAO!! This is fantastic, AFW. Some wimp dick oviously thought you were writing about him. He's probably furiously working a penis pump about now :-)
AFW - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, Dee....If so, I'm glad he didn't "One" me
alvin rhodes - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
this one is as hilarious as your other one was touching...you showed some amazing range today...i bow
AFW - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alvin....appreciate your compl. comments..
AFW - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
And thanks,also, for your kind comments, Rick...Didn't mean to overlook ya...
Michael Pacholek - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Not what I expected the song to be... glad I hung in there.
AFW - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael
Alpha Skua - August 28, 2018 - Report this comment
YOU CANT ROLLER SKATE INA BUFFALO HEARD was realy funny and later there was his song REINCARNATION

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