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Song Parodies -> "You're Sixteen (New Millennium Version)"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You're Sixteen (New Millennium Version)"

Parody Written by:

James Kilian

The Lyrics

I heard this song on the radio and thought it needed a modern update. (I know it's already been done, but hopefully I'm the first to give it an internet spin.)
I first met you one noon
In that computer chat room:
“Girls Who Like Older Guys”
You’re sixteen; you’re beautiful; I met you online

I liked how you looked
In your pics on Facebook
Especially that one where you’re nine
You’re sixteen; you’re beautiful; I met you online

You’re my baby, you’re my pet
We fell in love on the internet
We texted back and forth, you got me so hot
I almost melted my new laptop

You’re my world wide web queen
I can’t believe you’re a teen
Who doesn’t mind that I’m forty-five
You’re sixteen; you’re beautiful; I met you online

You’re my baby, you’re so sweet
I just knew that we had to meet
Waiting in my hotel, my heart went pop
When I found out you were really a cop

About a quarter past four
The Feds knocked down the door
Now I’m locked away doing time
You’re not sixteen: you’re a vice cop, and a guy
You’re not sixteen: you’re a vice cop, and a guy
You’re not sixteen: it’s a sting job, and you lied

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Donthesongman - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice update
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little off, but otherwise you got it right, so have a seat over there.

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