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Song Parodies -> "You're 13"

Original Song Title:

"You're 16"

Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You're 13"

Parody Written by:

Ugly Mike

The Lyrics

Remember it's JUST A SONG
You walk out of a dream,thick pimple cream
I drank too much cheap wine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
buckteeth like a squirrel,ugly young girl
your thighs are hairy like mine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
I was horny,you were wet
I got arrested on the night we met
You touched my gland,my pants went POP!
and ooh when I came I could not stop
it shot outta my jeans,into your eyes
now you're legally blind
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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