Song Parodies -> Fact Eternity
| Original Song Title: | "Act Naturally" |
| Original Performer: | Ringo Star |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fact Eternity" |
| Parody Written by: | Eye1zLotto |
as always, another deer hunting parody. This time, the story behind a fellow that appears on a nationally telivised hunting-fishing show's "Big Buck Night" to show off the largest deer taken in the entire State. Trouble is, he didn't take the animal in the woods with a gun or bow like all the other contestants, but in reality, hit the stupid thing with his car. Still, he ain't telling anybody the "facts". So here we go.,
FACTS ETERNITY
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
They're gonna put me on the tee-vee
Fred's gonna a big la'r out of me
I'll tell the tale of a one and only
The buck I took with, my chev-ee
Well, I'll bet you that I'm gonna get the big chill
Still, my kinfolk will all hoot and yell
The tee-vee's gonna make me a big la'r
'Bout some critter smash'd thru my grill
Well, I hope you come and see me on the tee-vee
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest buck 'n all eighty-three count'eez
Ol' Freddy-boy, can't pry the truth, a-way from me
We'll bust'a spleen about a plan that's bad and homely
And cashin' in on, small-town ny-ee-va-teez
I'll play the part, and wait for prize dispersal
All I gotta do is, hide my car keeeeez
Well, I'll bet you, I'm gonna win a new car
Might get a ride with 'dat brand new smell
The tee vee gonna make me a big la'r
Plus, my 'surance pays my claim, as well!
Well, I hope you come and see me on the tee-vee
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest buck 'n all eighty-three count'ees
And I'm gonna hide 'da facts, 'fer ee-turn-it-tee
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
They're gonna put me on the tee-vee
Fred's gonna a big la'r out of me
I'll tell the tale of a one and only
The buck I took with, my chev-ee
Well, I'll bet you that I'm gonna get the big chill
Still, my kinfolk will all hoot and yell
The tee-vee's gonna make me a big la'r
'Bout some critter smash'd thru my grill
Well, I hope you come and see me on the tee-vee
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest buck 'n all eighty-three count'eez
Ol' Freddy-boy, can't pry the truth, a-way from me
We'll bust'a spleen about a plan that's bad and homely
And cashin' in on, small-town ny-ee-va-teez
I'll play the part, and wait for prize dispersal
All I gotta do is, hide my car keeeeez
Well, I'll bet you, I'm gonna win a new car
Might get a ride with 'dat brand new smell
The tee vee gonna make me a big la'r
Plus, my 'surance pays my claim, as well!
Well, I hope you come and see me on the tee-vee
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest buck 'n all eighty-three count'ees
And I'm gonna hide 'da facts, 'fer ee-turn-it-tee
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Nearly missed this one, but it's well worth a read :-)
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