-> "Son, Don't Go Hear the Republicans"
Original Song Title:
"Son, Don't Go Near the Indians"
Parody Song Title:
"Son, Don't Go Hear the Republicans"
The Lyrics
Son, don't go hear the Republicans; Please stay away!
Son, don't go hear the Republicans
Don't do what they say!
Since I was just an intern boy up on Capitol Hill
I would hear wild stories about Republicans
T'was a real thrill
I'd bitch & moan and holler like them
I wore wing-tips on my feet
And I'd make believe I was compromising every time I felt defeat
My heart was stone cold, it was greedy fun...
Lots of lobbyists around
But the Democrat Party didn't thrill me none around my gerrymandered hometown
Son, don't go hear the Republicans; Please stay away
Son, don't go hear the Republicans
Don't do what they say
One day I went into the Chamber and there was a big debate
and I heard the Republicans filibustering
their voices filled with hate
My friends & me all quickly left but the next day we returned
And it wasn't very long till we all saw how the hate in their hearts burned
Son, don't go hear the Republicans; Please stay away!
Son, don't go hear the Republicans
Don't do what they say
I told my daddy I'd found a Party that made some sense to me
And tomorrow I'd chat with Speaker Boehner and talk with Michael Lee
Their fork-ed tongues spoke loudly as they told me all their lies
Obamacare they could never take; Just let them poor folks die
(Spoken)
Son, the Democrat & Republican Were fighting since before we were born
And a Senator called Bob Dole brainwashed my intern boy
So I hired you to get even for what he'd done
Though you're a full-fledged Republican, son
I like you as much as my old little intern that's corrupt.
And, son, Michael Lee is a Tea Partyer
And that's why I've always said
Son, don't go hear the Republicans; Please stay away!
Son, don't go hear the Republicans
Don't do what they say
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