-> "Don't Blame Those Charts"
Original Song Title:
"Unchain my Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Blame Those Charts"
The Lyrics
Don't blame those charts
I know you lied to me
You knew that script off by heart
You gave me a guarantee
You told me I'd be payin' off my mortgage loan
Not that I'd be payin' for your second home
Don't blame those charts
You cheated me
Don't blame those charts
The worst is yet to come
You really had no heart
And I was just so dumb
You said that personal pensions plans were all the rage
Not that I was shellin' out for your old age
Don't blame those charts
you cheated me
I was under your spell
Like I was lost in a trance baby
But you knew it oh so well
That I didn't stand a chance
Don't blame those charts
I know you lied to me
You sure played your part
When you sold me AVCs
I was so naļ¶„ that I got conned again
all along you tried to make me think you were my friend
Don't blame those charts
you cheated me
I was under your spell
Like I was lost in a trance
But you knew it oh so well
That I didn't stand a chance
Don't blame those charts
It's only just begun
My claims are gonna start
I'll keep them rollin till I've won
You know you sold me all those dodgy savings plans
But now I'm getting even with the Ombudsman
Don't blame those charts
You cheated me
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