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Song Parodies -> "Mighty Sick Steers"

Original Song Title:

"96 Tears"

Original Performer:

Ray And The Mysterians

Parody Song Title:

"Mighty Sick Steers"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

more bse problems in Canada??
too many steers dropped for our meat to be buyin,
too many steers dropped for us to carry on
it's in the lab now,
they have left me,
cows are laughin,
tongues out at me
but watch out now,
they gonna be scared
they stay together,
quarantined a little while
and then we gonna test you,
for B.S.E
you could be dyin,
mighty sick steers,
die die

when the results come up
all this will stop,
you'll be away from here
slaughtered , and chopped
and I might save
my farm here
but I can't see it,
even now
I am way down here
wonderin how
to get you to market,
here and now
and you'll die die die
you'll just die

too many steers dropped for our meat to be buyin,
too many steers dropped for us to carry on
who's gonna buy mighty sick steers?
who's gonna buy mighty sick steers?
who's gonna buy buy buy buy now?
I'm gonna cry cry cry cry
mighty sick steers, I hope you die now
mighty sick sters, I hear you cry now
night and day, yeah. all night long
uh mighty sick steers, buy buy buy
come on baby who is gonna buy now?

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Royce Miller - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
mighty good title, Malcolm
... - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
So the real name of "Question Mark" was Ray? I didn't know that.
TVOD - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought your name was Malcolm Higgins (with 2 G's).
Ethan Mawyer - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
? was rudy martinez but i think he officially changed his name to ?
malcolm hiGGins - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, me again.. if I spend five minutes on a parody instead of two, I'd spell better.. CHUCKIE!!!!!!!!!!! CAN i GET THIS FOR MY COUNT PLEASE?? OH AND THANKS T.J. FOR THE COMPS.. I just like to write.. glad you like them ( some anyway)
TVOD - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess this is not the first time you misspelled your last name. In fact, I just clicked on the link that said "Check for more parodies by this author" and found eleven others. Oh well...
Spaff.com - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, there are 12 parodies by Malcolm Higins (the one-g guy). I figured it was Malcolm's own Roomful of Monkeys. 13 more, Malcolm, and you're in The Club twice!
nnnag - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't suppose he has an "alter ego"?
Spaff.com - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
In Malcolm's case, it would be an "Alter Id."
Malcolm - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
'Slaughtered, and chopped'. My sort of humor! Excellent!
Meriadoc - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooops! ^^^ that was me. I was looking at the word "Malcolm" and typed that in instead of MY name! :-0
rik2tr - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This was by Question Mark and the Mysterians, a Michigan band one-hit wonder. BTW, whoever Question Mark originally was I don't know but had his name legally changed. I know all this but can't remember the last time I changed my shorts. Go figure.

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