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Song Parodies -> "Raaaaahhide"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

Rawhide T.V. Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Raaaaahhide"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

The REAL trail song,from the old west.....
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
You know this herd is stolen
And both my balls are swollen
RAHIDE!!

That cow sure ain't no virgin
Hurry up and finish squirtin'
And notchin your initials in her hide
So I can take my turn before we ride

Pull it out
Whip it up
Push it in
Pull it out
Wipe it off
Zip it up
RAWHIDE!!

Pull it out
Whip it up
Push it in
Pull it out
Wipe it off
Zip it up
RAAAHIIIIIDE!!

My turn I am awaitin'
Tired of masterbatin'
Even though you tell me it's a sin
It's good enough for Rowdy, count me in

Pull it out
Whip it up
Push it in
Pull it out
Wipe it off
Zip it up
RAWHIDE!!

Pull it out
Whip it up
Push it in
Pull it out
Wipe it off
Zio it up
RAAHIIIIDE!!!

RAWHIDE!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Drover - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Now this is what I call ridin' herd.
Adagio - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee. That's all I have to say...for right now. 5's
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You're sick Paul-LOL Excellent job!! I would say "keep 'em cummin'"-as you often do...but that's a statement that does NOT need to be reinforced with you... :-) Keep 'em mooin'...
Church Lady - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know, this looks like animal wierdness to me. Now let's see now, I think that it could maybe be just a bit past what might be considered on the, you know, er-a sexual side. Now who could it be now that would be responsible for such a perverted thing here. You think that it just might, er I mean just maybe be, you know, someone like Larry Flynt?
BullDurham - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know, CHURCH LADY. If I DO find out though, he,s gonna get a retaliatory reamin'. This interspecies breedin's gotta stop, lest another Michael Jackson is born.
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sick, but funnny.
Phil Alexander - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno... sounds like a lot of bull to me. And even Kevin Bloody Wilson gave them cows a miss. But it was rather funny :-)
Paul W. - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil : Thanks Thanks to one of the greats here for readin' this. Mount up!

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