-> "Traffic Report"
Original Song Title:
"Puff The Magic Dragon" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Tough, this traffic's growing here on I-20
Everyone's feeling uptight, they must do something up to speed
Helicopter pilots, checked out traffic jams
What had turned this freeway into an all-range parking land?
Rough, the traffic's crowded every half-hour
That wasn't good, will this traffic get decreased or too sour?
Darn, their time's a-wasting minute after minute
Even motorcycle riders quickly bypassed those speed limits
Together we were stranded on a road of desperate life
But swear somehow, I would hardly be taking a strife
SUVs and Scions would find a way to escape
I must find a better way for me to evacuate, no!
What? This traffic's growing by a dozen trucks
Each one's a pick-up and their drivers are feeling out of luck
Why's this traffic jamming? Just so you know
The Military troopers came trying to go with the flow
The troops whipped out bazookas to blow up hapless cars
In case I must break free, will this jam go way too far?
Next hour, it happened, army choppers came to the scene
They drop the mighty missiles to clear this traffic scheme
Some tanks popped out of nowhere shooting acid goo
Melting down the high roads and make some hostages too
Still in my Volkswagen, I could feel just glad
Now I've left the crowded road, although I never felt sad, so...
Now, this traffic's empty, now it went to war
No matter if the Navy and Army forces would settle the score
What a long day worth of traffic jams galore
I'm almost running out of fuel, but I'm somewhat bored
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