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Song Parodies -> "Blowin' In The Wind"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Original Performer:
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
How many tacos did Guillermo eat
When he snacked at Taco Bell?
Yes, and how many bottles of tequila
Did he, then share with his pal?
Well, Sir how many times can the nasal hair twitch
Before you're floored by the smell..?
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
How many bites can a tongue endure
Of cayenne and salsa extremes
Yes, and how much jalapeno can slide down a throat
Before the esophagus screams
Yes, and how many bowls of chili con carne
does it take to produce anal steams
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
How many breaths can two poor lungs inhale
Before they bring tears to the eye?
Yes, and how many times can an ear stand to hear
Intestinal discharges fly?
Yes, and how big a Mexican mushroom cloud
Does it take to make someone die?
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind....
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind....
When he snacked at Taco Bell?
Yes, and how many bottles of tequila
Did he, then share with his pal?
Well, Sir how many times can the nasal hair twitch
Before you're floored by the smell..?
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
How many bites can a tongue endure
Of cayenne and salsa extremes
Yes, and how much jalapeno can slide down a throat
Before the esophagus screams
Yes, and how many bowls of chili con carne
does it take to produce anal steams
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
How many breaths can two poor lungs inhale
Before they bring tears to the eye?
Yes, and how many times can an ear stand to hear
Intestinal discharges fly?
Yes, and how big a Mexican mushroom cloud
Does it take to make someone die?
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind....
The answer is Blowin' In The Wind....
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Well, this is one hot piece - 5's ~ ~ ~
you tore this song a new you-know-what
Flat' out funny.
Muchas risas - 555.
Thanks, to Paul, alvin, John, and 2Eagle
Mucho gassy ass for the best laugh I've had all day
This knocked the (anal) wind out of me. 5 spicy tacos for ju
This was a gas--555!
Thanks, PMS, Yoidy, and MasonR
Yes, this one should get one of those chalupa awards... :-)
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