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Song Parodies -> "Smaug the Golden Dragon"

Original Song Title:

"Puff the Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Smaug the Golden Dragon"

Parody Written by:

White Weasel 89

The Lyrics

I love the LOTR Trilogy, and the movie was almost as good, but I really think that my true love goes out to me favorite story as a little boy. The Hobbit is a great book and I think it needs more songs about it. That's why I made this one, and plan to do more.
Smaug the Golden dragon caused great unrest
He descended on Erebor and then took it for his nest
Little Bilbo Baggins stole from Smaug a cup
He never thought that it would start to wake the dragon up

Smaug the Golden dragon caused great unrest
He descended on Erebor and then took it for his nest
Smaug the Golden dragon caused great unrest
He descended on Erebor and then took it for his nest

Together thirteen traveled to the Lonely Mountain
Bilbo kept a look out for silver like a fountain
What he saw surprised him; a giant sea of gold
And the worm atop the mound made Bilbo's knees unfold


The dwarves could hide forever, Smaug's patience had run out
Fire, thieves and murderers was the yell Smaug cried out
One chill night it happened, the beast could take no more
And all the men of lake-town could hear his horrid roar

Bard's bow was bent in anger; black arrow struck so true
Smaug could not withstand the blow, his coat no longer new
He fell down like a stone, and the town he would take
And Smaug that mighty dragon quickly slipped into that lake

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good - I look forward to the other Hobbit-based you're going to write, too.
2Eagle - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Did they have dragon burgers for dinner?
Adagio - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
What an interesting parody you wove! 5's
WW89 - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. I'm curious as to where I got of on pacing. Not that I'm challenging it, I just wanna know so I can do better next time.
Tim Mayfield - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
WW89, this is very good. Some great lines here.
Yavanna - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This one is different than the one I learnt Little Bilbo Baggins came on a summer day With Gandalf and a bunch of dwarves to take the gold away. I sort of like this better COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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