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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Kevin Garnett (Theme from the '04 Minnesota Timberwolves)"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jed Clampett (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)"

Original Performer:

Paul Henning

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Kevin Garnett (Theme from the '04 Minnesota Timberwolves)"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Kevin Garnett
A Minnesota Timberwolf who's tryin' to conquer the West
But never, not even once winnin' a playoff round
Cause a better team has always knocked them out

First round, that is. The Lakers, the Spurs and the Mavs.

Well, they said that things would be a lot different this year
So they got Cassell and Latrell to come here
They also have Wally and Flip Saunders
And now they're at last real Finals contenders

NBA Finals, that is. Sam Cassell won two of them.

Well, it's that time of year again, the postseason's here
The Wolves just want to win a playoff series, dear
They've been prayin', and hopin' every day
That this time Minnesota makes the blues go away

Timberwolves, that is. In the playoffs eight straight years.

Well now it's time to say goodbye to this NBA season
Another 50-win season and a trip to the postseason
Coach Flip Saunders, Kevin Garnett, and Sam Cassell
Mr. Wally Szczerbiak, and Latrell Sprewell

The T-Wolves, that is. Best in the West. Home-court advantage. Y'all win a playoff round, hear?

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