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Song Parodies -> "Dracula, Dracula"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Paul Francis Webster, Bob Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Dracula, Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

This is an old one I wrote several years ago and decided to submit just for the heck of it.
Dracula, Dracula
Transylvanian Dracula
Is he mean? Listen, bud
All he wants is to suck your blood
Here comes Count Dracula

Dracula, Dracula
Not Jack Black or Scott Bakula
Drains your veins, anytime
Gulps it down with a twist of lime
Oh no
Here comes Count Dracula

In the chill--of night
He will rise from the tomb
And fill you--with fright
As he's sealing your doom.

Dracula, Dracula
Scoops you up like a spatula
Pointy teeth, what a sight
Chomps your neck with his vampire bite
To him, life is a crazy blood feast
You'd better bring a good priest
When you meet Dracula-a-a.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Fangs for the memories! ;D
Rob Arndt - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Great stuff-555!!! Porfle, you'll have to visit my author page and go through all my Marvel Superhero parodies from the old tv series!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, OMR. Rob, I'll do that and I hope you did one on that goofy Hulk song.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Seriously, bring 5 servings of garlic so he won't draw your blood but he'll cry werewolf.

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