(out of tune guitar strumming by a first-day student)

spoken:
His ancestors came from Old Mexico. They'd surely groan to see him trampling on habeas corpus. When he speaks, sounds like a young complaining menses-ready girl.

(Alberto in whiny girlie voice as he rips up writs: "la-la-la-la…")

You're a wretched gnome, Seedy Gonzales
Orders from slattern and Rove
They're doin' your thinking
Tell you what judges gettin' hove
You're kinda homely and dopey
Your stature and judgment small
On the department you're a stain sir
A cockroach crawling Justice halls

Seedy Gonzales, you're a bumbling gnome
Seedy Gonzales, you're just a Rove and Miers drone

spoken by Alberto
"Hey, Rovarita, I have to go and chop down eight justices cuz they aren't towing the line? Yes sir!

(Alberto in whiny girlie voice as he rips up writs: "la-la-la-la…")

You're the White House lapdog, a puppy
You've become a running joke
At best, in fact you're more like lice, pox
You're a pig who'll get a poke
The klieg lights make you a sweaty squirt
Like Scott McLellan, horse's rear
They kicked his ass out cuz he messed up
Like you, be gone-zales from here.

Seedy Gonzales, you're a bumbling gnome
Seedy Gonzales, you're worse than a John Ashcroft clone

spoken by Alberto:
Hey Roe defeater, the emails show our plan, schemers
To boot 'em, going back two ye-ars