Sitting in the office, watching the clock tick by,
Waiting for the day to end, feeling like I'm gonna die,
I'm just passing time, trying to make it through,
But I got a little secret, gonna share it with you.

I'm pooping on company time, wasting their dime,
Got my phone in my hand, playing games and swiping through my timeline,
I'm pooping on company time, ain't no shame,
Taking a break from work, while I'm on the porcelain throne, it's all the same.

I bring my phone with me, to keep me occupied,
Scrolling through social media, while my coworkers are outside,
I'm not getting paid to poop, but I'm making the most of it,
Cause when I'm done, I'll feel refreshed and ready to commit.

I'm pooping on company time, wasting their dime,
Got my phone in my hand, playing games and swiping through my timeline,
I'm pooping on company time, ain't no shame,
Taking a break from work, while I'm on the porcelain throne, it's all the same.

I know it's not professional, but it's what I do,
I need a little break, and this is how I make it through,
So let me have this moment, to sit and contemplate,
And when I'm done, I promise, I'll get back to work and concentrate.

I'm pooping on company time, wasting their dime,
Got my phone in my hand, playing games and swiping through my timeline,
I'm pooping on company time, ain't no shame,
Taking a break from work, while I'm on the porcelain throne, it's all the same.

Pooping on company time, yeah, that's my little secret,
I'll keep it to myself, and never let them know I'm taking it,
But when I need a break, and the day seems oh so long,
I'll head to the bathroom, and do what I gotta do to stay strong.