-> "Food, Dangerous Food"
Original Song Title:
"Food, Glorious Food"
Parody Song Title:
"Food, Dangerous Food"
The Lyrics
May I fill my plate no more?
Is it nineteen eighty four?
Will the FDA be cru-el?
First it says we may not dare
Ever char the burgers rare,
So we let the flames cook through well.
There's not a crust nor a crumb can we find
Without regs that we follow or fudge;
But there's nothing to stop it from getting its will
When we all close our eyes and don't budge ... it.
Food, perilous food!
Hot coffee can just spill.
McDonald's is sued;
Cold bev'rage hands must fill.
Feast goodies can't we enjoy?
"What next?" is the question.
Rich lentils sent from Hanoi [2]
Bring infection!
Food, poisonous food!
Who's anxious to try it?
Three hemlocks a day, [3]
Our favourite diet!
Just pick up a bake-sale cake;
Why frosting exclude?
Faux food,
Lunch-in-school food,
Carbo-less food,
Gorging less food.
Food, dangerous food!
Where is there more peril?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed,
Will girth make us sterile?
What is it we scream about?
What brings on a spat?
Vile speeches that seem to shout,
"Nix sweet fat!"
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