-> "Bend It, Break It, Totally Ignore It"
Original Song Title:
"Bend Me, Shape Me"
New American Breed
Parody Song Title:
"Bend It, Break It, Totally Ignore It"
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The polls say Torricelli's on the ropes, he looks like a goner (goner, goner, goner)
The law ssys we gotta stick with him, but we really don't wanna (wanna, wanna, wanna)
So what the hell do we care,
Justice can be denied
If the Jersey Supreme
Court's on your side!
Bend it, break it, totally ignore it
It's nothing important, only the law
Winning is the only thing that matters
That's the conclusion that we must draw.
Those voting absentee are thrown into a state of confusion (fusion, fusion, fusion)
By the Democrats and their illegal substitution (tution, tution, tution)
But their pain we don't feel
A little help from the court,
And the seat we'll steal!
Bend it, break, it, totally ignore it...(fadeout)
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