-> "The Watto-Hug"
Original Song Title:
"The Waterbug"
Parody Song Title:
"The Watto-Hug"
The Lyrics
If you are his slave
It's time to rant and rave
If you took a vow
C'mon and break it now
Well, take a tip from Anni when he needs a break
Pat him on the fanny for your mama's sake
And follow through
Just do
The Watto-Hug
If you are a knight
Better do it right
If you are a Sith
Don't try and take the fifth
Yeah, show Jabba's minions what is on your mind
Holler your opinions till they're stricken blind
And get to work
Don't shirk
And Watto-Hug
Well, see the dug swaggerin' around
That Sebulba's uptight
But the Watto-Hug's gonna pull the rug
From under everyone in sight
[guitar solo]
Hey!
Wookies!
Woo!
Now, see the big Gungan on the ground
Jar Jar isn't too bright
But the Watto-Hug's gonna really bug
Whoever doesn't faint outright
If your pod is old
Go on and wager gold
If your pod is new
Throw in some credits, too
Well, make everybody do a doubletake
Show 'em something nutty till their neckbones ache
And no wheezin'
Start squeezin'
And Watto-Hug
Hey, arms wrappin'
Just strap in
And Watto-Hug
Oh yeah, woo
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