Go, little Sniffy, go
On the papers
Pee little Sniffy, pee
On the papers,
Poo little Sniffy, poo
On the papers,
Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do

A cute surprise you bought your spouse
It's a little doggie in the house
For a while it's kinda' messy, too
Cause Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do

You put a lot of papers down
Still, your red rug gets tinted brown
Smack his nose, yell "Shame on you!"
Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do

They say that Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do
Now we know, we know that it's true
Would like to diaper his end
Instead of breaking pup,
Each day, to this mess, waking up again

You think it's time for dog goodbyes
But, he licks your face, and those sad eyes
You know you gotta' see it through,
Though Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do..

Yes, Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do....