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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Whore Man"
Original Song Title:
"Kentucky Woman"
Original Performer:
Neil Diamond/Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"Kentucky Whore Man"
Parody Written by:
Ana Fana An' A Panoply O' Paro' Pals
The Lyrics
Kentucky whore man, his kind's nothing but blight
He looks like a crook
Is what you think, and you would be right
It's for Russia
that he's a gusher
Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
With an amuse bouche
Kentucky whore man
Hell yes he's the kind
To sell out his country, no shame
Allegiance is blind
To the dictator’s game
It's for Russia's
Butt he's a busser
Kentucky whore man,
he knows how to butt-smooch
Oligarchs' and Put.'s
Kentucky whore man
His lips will touch
The port of Putin
And they do it very much
He quickly gets to like it
Tastin' good
What he’s about
Moscow Mitch lout
Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
He's a dacha douche
Kentucky whore man
The second whore man?
Bent wingnut named Rand
He looks like a crook
Is what you think, and you would be right
It's for Russia
that he's a gusher
Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
With an amuse bouche
Kentucky whore man
Hell yes he's the kind
To sell out his country, no shame
Allegiance is blind
To the dictator’s game
It's for Russia's
Butt he's a busser
Kentucky whore man,
he knows how to butt-smooch
Oligarchs' and Put.'s
Kentucky whore man
His lips will touch
The port of Putin
And they do it very much
He quickly gets to like it
Tastin' good
What he’s about
Moscow Mitch lout
Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
He's a dacha douche
Kentucky whore man
The second whore man?
Bent wingnut named Rand
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