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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Whore Man"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond/Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Whore Man"

The Lyrics

Kentucky whore man, his kind's nothing but blight
He looks like a crook
Is what you think, and you would be right
It's for Russia
that he's a gusher

Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
With an amuse bouche
Kentucky whore man

Hell yes he's the kind
To sell out his country, no shame
Allegiance is blind
To the dictator’s game
It's for Russia's
Butt he's a busser

Kentucky whore man,
he knows how to butt-smooch
Oligarchs' and Put.'s
Kentucky whore man

His lips will touch
The port of Putin
And they do it very much
He quickly gets to like it
Tastin' good
What he’s about
Moscow Mitch lout

Kentucky whore man
He knows how to butt-smooch
He's a dacha douche
Kentucky whore man
The second whore man?
Bent wingnut named Rand

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