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Song Parodies -> "Jock to a Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Jack to a King"

Original Performer:

Ned Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Jock to a Queen"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

From a jock to a queen
From manliness to your Mabylene
You paint your face once shaven clean
And will sashay like your tart

From a jock to a queen
Without a twat you swapped your Wheaties box
For Nips and Tucks and a sweetie box
Now a G-string hides your part

And maybe the drunk bar flies
Will think you might be a dame
Love is half blind when you got beer goggles on your eyes

From a jock to a queen
From studliness to a libertine
You shave your legs - you primp and preen
While rocking pink leotards

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