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Song Parodies -> "Intern with that Blue Dress On (How Slutty Miss Lewinsky)"

Original Song Title:

"Devil with a Blue Dress On (Good Golly Miss Molly)"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Intern with that Blue Dress On (How Slutty Miss Lewinsky)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspiration and credit to Jonathan and CML
Slick Willie shot his wad
Monica, head down (on her knees did crouch)
Intern scum
Wearin' that blue dress that she bought fom Gap
Sexual encounters earned her flak
Inquiries and those hearings
Had Hillary Clinton, wife, fuming

(Chorus)
She's the intern with that blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with that blue dress- wrong! (So wrong)
She's the intern with that blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with that blue dress- wrong! (So wrong)

Sex with POTUS... Oh, nine times
Fellatio madness, cigar up the ' gin'
"No sex with that woman" was a big lie
"Scandal, scandal" the press did cry
Like Paula Jones, remembering back
Governor of Arkansas, Bill sexually harassed

She's the intern with that blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with that blue dress- wrong! (So wrong)
She's the intern with that blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with that blue dress- wrong! (So wrong)

How slutty Miss Lewinsky
Started a scandal
How slutty Miss Lewinsky
You're so immoral
Inappropriate relationship
Don't you have any dignity at all?

Transferred to the Pentagon
Gossip for Linda Tripp to write
Blood test, semen sample
Started quite a fight (but was right)
How slutty Miss Lewinsky
Your rise, his fall
Writing books, cash flowin'
X-32 "Monica" was called!!!

Repeat Verse 1

Chorus X2


Note: The Boeing X-32 was nicknamed the 'Monica" due to its open mouth intake!!!

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AFW - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Love Bill, like Hillary..no lean either way about Monica...but the story never grows old...good spoof, 555
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW... Bill Clinton under false name bought the dress at auction for $288,000 (minus stain)!!!
Jonathan - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
awesome work Rob! I wonder if Lennie's seen this yet! :) 5's
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Jon, I had to use some alternate words to avoid censor...
Callmelennie - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I have now, Jonathan!! How did i miss this the first go round?
Callmelennie - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
As for Rob's score. I think I'm gonna ... I'm gonna give him .... gonna give him ... I'm gonna ... Oh Monika, I'm gonna give him F-I-I-I-I-I-I-VEs!!!! (;-D)
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all, especially Jon and CML for inspiration.
Dr. Dan the Simon Fan - April 21, 2015 - Report this comment
If this passed the censor, my parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon," titled "Slick, the Magic Willie" will too: Slick, the magic Willie Did more than pee It frolicked 'neath the satin sheets In the land of Hillary...

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