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Song Parodies -> "Devils in their Blue Suits/Good Golly Mark Foley"

Original Song Title:

"Devil in a Blue Dress/Good Golly Miss Molly"

Parody Song Title:

"Devils in their Blue Suits/Good Golly Mark Foley"

Parody Written by:

Stormin Norman

The Lyrics

No newsflash that Congress is lame... it's just that the bunch in power really has it down pat. What an awful crew. And were they (Hastert/DeLay and Co.) blackmailing Mark "Turn the Page" Foley for his vote on stuff like CAFTA? Nothing like the threat of humiliating exposure and maybe prison to get a member to fly 'right'.
[CHORUS] Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on

Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Democrats, Republicans, Congressional bums
Worst of all are the GOP hacks
They've held the reins of power where the real slime's at
Tom DeLay, Duke Cunningham's bribes,
Jack Abramoff scalping Indian tribes

CHORUS

Hastert, Frist and that Boehner guy
Leading the team the lobbyists buy
Ripping off the country, stealing our rights
Pushing their pork in the dead of night
Not real legal, not real fair
But the money keeps flowing so the weasels don't care

CHORUS

Good golly Mark Foley, that sure was some fall
Good golly Mark Foley, in no time at all
Good golly Mark Foley, we sure were appalled
From the early, early warnings til the IM's came to light
The leadership let Foley cruise the House for delights
Good golly Mark Foley, can't believe that they would
Good golly Mark Foley, it made you vote like you should

Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Time to clean some house and wash off the scum
Waving the flag and saying Christ's Number One
These hypocrites and con men should be over and done
Enriching themselves and their friends with the PACs
While we get Freedom Fries and Patriot Acts

Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
--Stormin 10-3-2006the_nag

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Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This Norm storm is true to form.

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