Song Parodies -> Devils in their Blue Suits/Good Golly Mark Foley
| Original Song Title: | "Devil in a Blue Dress/Good Golly Miss Molly" |
| Original Performer: | Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels |
| Parody Song Title: | "Devils in their Blue Suits/Good Golly Mark Foley" |
| Parody Written by: | Stormin Norman |
No newsflash that Congress is lame... it's just that the bunch in power really has it down pat. What an awful crew. And were they (Hastert/DeLay and Co.) blackmailing Mark "Turn the Page" Foley for his vote on stuff like CAFTA? Nothing like the threat of humiliating exposure and maybe prison to get a member to fly 'right'.
[CHORUS] Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Democrats, Republicans, Congressional bums
Worst of all are the GOP hacks
They've held the reins of power where the real slime's at
Tom DeLay, Duke Cunningham's bribes,
Jack Abramoff scalping Indian tribes
CHORUS
Hastert, Frist and that Boehner guy
Leading the team the lobbyists buy
Ripping off the country, stealing our rights
Pushing their pork in the dead of night
Not real legal, not real fair
But the money keeps flowing so the weasels don't care
CHORUS
Good golly Mark Foley, that sure was some fall
Good golly Mark Foley, in no time at all
Good golly Mark Foley, we sure were appalled
From the early, early warnings til the IM's came to light
The leadership let Foley cruise the House for delights
Good golly Mark Foley, can't believe that they would
Good golly Mark Foley, it made you vote like you should
Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Time to clean some house and wash off the scum
Waving the flag and saying Christ's Number One
These hypocrites and con men should be over and done
Enriching themselves and their friends with the PACs
While we get Freedom Fries and Patriot Acts
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Democrats, Republicans, Congressional bums
Worst of all are the GOP hacks
They've held the reins of power where the real slime's at
Tom DeLay, Duke Cunningham's bribes,
Jack Abramoff scalping Indian tribes
CHORUS
Hastert, Frist and that Boehner guy
Leading the team the lobbyists buy
Ripping off the country, stealing our rights
Pushing their pork in the dead of night
Not real legal, not real fair
But the money keeps flowing so the weasels don't care
CHORUS
Good golly Mark Foley, that sure was some fall
Good golly Mark Foley, in no time at all
Good golly Mark Foley, we sure were appalled
From the early, early warnings til the IM's came to light
The leadership let Foley cruise the House for delights
Good golly Mark Foley, can't believe that they would
Good golly Mark Foley, it made you vote like you should
Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
Time to clean some house and wash off the scum
Waving the flag and saying Christ's Number One
These hypocrites and con men should be over and done
Enriching themselves and their friends with the PACs
While we get Freedom Fries and Patriot Acts
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
Devils with their blue suits, blue suits, blue suits
Devils with their blue suits on
--Stormin 10-3-2006the_nag
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
This Norm storm is true to form.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mitchryderandthedetroitwheels2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 107






